Thursday, April 3, 2014

It's Raining Cats And Dogs

Bow wow, meow!
Bow wow, meow!

Look up there, it is cats and dogs with no underwear.
They came from that cloud, and if you listen, the thunder will make a loud sound.

Get a net, hurry, hurry, and try not to get wet.
Run back and forth if you must, keep going, you will not rust.
The cats and dogs are big and small, young and old, they are very cute furry animals and you must save them all.

There is one and another, a sister, a brother, a father, and a mother.
You think life can be hard so you say, just imagine really having to rescue cats and dogs on a rainy day.

Bow wow, meow!
Bow wow, meow!

By David Russo

Friday, October 18, 2013

Tesla Elon Musk Buys 007's Sub

USA Today said, "Tesla's Elon Musk buys 007's sub to make it real."
ComicDaveRusso said, "Someone should buy the Doctor Who phone booth time machine and make it real."

Subway Garlic Bread

USA Today said, "Subway to roll out garlic bread option."
ComicDaveRusso said, "Dracula won't be visiting the Subway food store anytime soon, unless it is Halloween."

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Manhunt Riddle

Why were the police not able to find a woman on a manhunt?

Because it was not a womanhunt.

NY ComicCon Review

ComicCon was so much fun on Sunday October 13th. While walking to the Jacob Javitz Center in New York City a man standing on the sidewalk said, "Does anybody want to buy ComicCon badges?" Everybody walking by did not buy any badges from the man. At the next block there was another man asking, "Does anybody want to sell their ComicCon badges?" Nobody walking by wanted to sell their badges. The man at the beginning of the block selling ComicCon badges could sell them to the man at the end of the block who wanted to buy ComicCon badges.

A few months before the event began the ComicCon badges were sold out for Sunday. I would like to buy the badges for next years a year in advance. Since the badges were sold out way before the date, they should do something for the demand: They should expand the Jacob Javits Center to fit more people in costumes. 

While walking around at ComicCon I took pictures of my son with lots of people in costumes such as:  Batman, Spider-Man, a Stormtrooper, a Mortal Combat couple, a Transformer, The Agents of Shield Car (which was really cool, but the only thing cooler would have been if we could have drove the car.) 

Here's some exciting things from ComicCon: 
  • My son had gotten in a picture with Sylvester Stallone, but did not have to pay hundreds of dollars for the picture because it was a statue of Sylvester Stallone.
  • It was really cool being able to look at The Superman Costumes in glass cases from the Superman movies and TV shows.
  • We saw Sgt. Slaughter the wrestler take pictures with fans. He would put them in a fake headlock for the picture. Even at 65 years old Sgt. Slaughter still has it!
  • We heard Run DMC play their music. They were great!
There was so much going on that I wish I could be a superhero and be at every panel and do everything at ComicCon. If only the Superman outfits in the glass cases actually worked.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Best Compliment

Women and men can be overly conscious of what to wear to a nice event.

If a woman says, "How does my dress look?"  You can give a best compliment by saying, "If you were not wearing that awesome looking dress, I would wear it."  Though it would sound weird being said from a man.

Mind Your Own Business

When workers have spent time in a business keeping in touch with their customers, they mine their own business.  The coworkers who contact your customers should mind their own business.