Halloween Candy Map App

Whoever makes the Halloween Candy Map App can get millions, nah make that billions from advertisers.  It’s an app where kids can tell what type of candies are being given out at houses on Halloween.  Just imagine you’re a kid in a Halloween costume and you press the Halloween Candy Map App.  You find out that a house is giving out apples.  Instead of going to that house you find one that is giving out candy.  Or you’re able to skip all the houses that aren’t giving out anything.  Now you don’t have to get frustrated when you ring a house door many times to find out nobody’s home.  You just look on your handy Halloween Candy Map App and wah-lah you find all the houses with the best candy.

Happy Halloween!!!

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Ride On Halloween Costume Thoughts

I always look twice to see if it's real when I see a person sitting on top of one of those ride on costumes.  You know the ones where the person looks like he or she's on top of an animal or a person.  I never wore one of those costumers, but I like them.  The ride on Halloween costume looks like two people, but it's one person.  Imagine if someone giving out candy actually gives out two candies, one for you and one for the person you're riding on.  For that reason alone, I just might put the ride on Halloween costume on my bucket list.  In the future it will be nice if the ride on Halloween costume can actually move with robot legs inside.  Then you can get to more houses.  That way you can collect more candy.

Have a Happy Halloween!!!

Bubble Rhyme

Don't stop until they pop.
Small bubbles, big bubbles.
1, 2, and 3 bubbles.  Pop, pop, and pop.
Bubbles here.  Bubbles there.  Bubbles up in the air.
4, 5, and 6 bubbles.  Pop, pop, and pop.
Catch the bubbles and see if you can win, it's ok if they pop on your chin.
7, 8, and 9 bubbles.  Pop, pop, and pop.
Bubbles all around.  If you don't get them, they will eventually hit the ground.
Ten bubbles.  Pop, pop, and pop.

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Peekaboo! Guess Who?

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Super Ha Ha Puzzle

Children's Bedtime Delay

A dad is trying to persuade his son to go sleep because it is bedtime.
"It's time for bed." Dad said.
"One moment please." Son said.
"No moments." Dad said.
"Do I have to go to bed." Son said.
"Yes." Dad said.
"Okay after I find my toy." Dad said.
"No." Son said.
"Yes, I have to find my toy." Son said.
"Where did you last put it?" Dad said.
"I think in the living room." Son said.
"Okay then check the living room." Dad said.
"But it could have been in the bedroom." Son said.
"Then check the bedroom." Dad said.
"It could have been the bathroom." Son said.
"Then check the bathroom." Dad said.
"I can't find it." Son said.
"You haven't checked the living room or bedroom or bathroom." Dad said.
"I can't find it!  I can't find it!  I can't find it!" Son said.
"Found it.  Okay go to bed." Dad said.
"Okay after I count to one." Son said.
"Count." Dad said.
5, 4, 3, 2." Son said.
"Say one." Dad said.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 0, I don't know how to count to one." Son said.
"Go to Bed."Dad said.
And the son finally fell asleep.

Children's Motto

Always help mommy and daddy out.

We will always clean our bedroom and get the best grades.

We will always go to bed on time and wake up early.

And we will always eat our veggies.

And when we grow up if we can, we will buy mommy and daddy a mansion and any other toys they want.

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