Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Antman Funny Ideas

These are not spoilers for the Antman movie because I have not seen it yet.  Some suggestions for Antman (you could put them in the DVD deleted scenes or in the movie if you really like them):

Have a villian say to Antman, "I am going to step on you like the ant you are."

How about Antman gets captured by a boy or girl and placed in an ant farm.  Of course Antman escapes.

Where is Antwoman?

I guess I should go see the movie to find out if any of the above ideas are part of the movie.

Alien Camps Of Thinking

Here is what people believe about aliens:

1. The camp that believes they are here clandestinely already, working with the governments, etc.

2. The camp that believes they exist but have yet to be found in some distant galaxy.

3. The camp that believes they are only microbes on other planets.

4. The camp that believes they are here disguised as people and not working with the government.  The Coneheads fall into camp four.

5. The camp that believes they do not exist.

6. The camp that believes they are extinct.

If you ask an alien they will tell you they like this post.  At least that is what I think an Alien would say.  That is if you can find one.

Why Do People Live Long?

Lots of time old people are giving credit to certain foods or doing exercising for the reasons why they are living so long.

When I am a 110, I will say I lived a long time and give credit to breathing.  Who knows by the time I am 110 that will be the new 65.

America and Englands Funny Differences

America has signs that say, "Exit".
England has signs that say, "Way Out".
ComicDaveRusso says put them together and you have a sign that says, "Way Exit".  Let us see if we can implement this so America and England can come together.

America has single buses, and a few double Decker buses.
England has double Decker buses.
ComicDaveRusso says, let's make triple Decker buses.  Kids really like to sit up on the second level of a bus and they will love it even more to be on the third level of the bus.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Nothing Funny!

It is a New Year and so far nothings funny.  I am not being negative because I am positive something funny is right around the corner.  Have you had a big laugh this year?  If this is the last day of the year and a minute before midnight I would not be so positive that there is a funny thing coming.  This year the odds are in my favor for something funny to come being that this is the second day of the year.  Congratulations to everyone who has laughed big.  And for those who have not, give it some time, do not give up, the laugh is coming.  An easy way to get a good laugh is to laugh all the way to the bank.  For the few that are worried the giant laugh will never come, just fake it till you make it.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Happy Funny New Year!

May this year be funnier than last year.  It is not the amount of jokes you hear, but the quality of jokes that make you laugh the most.  Just like a new born baby that smiles for the first time, in the new year take a moment to remember your first laugh.  This will help you through out the year to have something funny to think about.  Have a Happy Funny New Year!!!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

What Is A Mars Shot

A Mars Shot is a little further than a Moon Shot.

The money meaning of a Moon Shot is for someone to be a billionaire.
A Mars Shot is to be a trillionaire.

In running terms a Moon Shot was the 4 minute mile.
A Mars Shot is the 3 minute mile.

In a dating sense a Moon Shot is where a man is dating a woman who likes men.
A Mars Shot is when a man sees a hot woman he wants to date, but she likes women.